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“I call it feminism instead of equality because it is the feminine traits that men and women are shamed for. It is the feminine traits that society needs to accept.”

goblinfae   (via goblinfae)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial
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  • start a boy band:
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  • spot some choice booty:
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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
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  • attend a metal show:
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  • listen to some sick jams:
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  • discover zombieism:
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  • sample some tasty snacks:
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  • watch someone get burned bad:
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  • find something you really like:
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  • find something you really, really like:
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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:
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THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

heroofferelden:

I have to remind myself that the curse words I seem to accumulate from tumblr aren’t exactly the things to be saying out loud because today I was making some lil old lady’s latte and i dropped her cup and it was really hot and it splashed on my leg and I immediately went “suck my entire asshole” and that poor elderly woman gave me the most horrified look I have seen a human being give me

embarrassing things the signs do often

Aries: can't hear what someone is saying and asks "what" at least 10 times
Taurus: stomach growls loudly when in quiet situations
Gemini: forgets peoples names
Cancer: sits on a chair that makes a fart noise
Leo: gets caught in lies
Virgo: talks to a group for 10 minutes before realizing no one is listening
Libra: accidentally spits on people while talking
Scorpio: waving at someone who they think is waving at them, when they happen to be waving at the person behind them
Sagittarius: slips and trips constantly
Capricorn: tells "funny" stories that no one ends up thinking is funny
Aquarius: zones out in the middle of a convo
Pisces: walks the same way as someone who they just said goodbye to

“A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again.”

Wild Magic, Tamora Pierce (via dailyyabookquotes)